You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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