Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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