Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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