Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
