I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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