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Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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