Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Boobs are out for the taking
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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