...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize