No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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