North Korea, Best Korea!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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