i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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