His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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