i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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