you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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