are you so shy because you have an std?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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