i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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