You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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