If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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