literally had 100 drinks last night.
Nicole vs. Life
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Oh god it's open bar.
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