They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
If that was your dad, he is hot
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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