If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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