Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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