He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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