Are we in a gay sports bar?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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