But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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