Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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