Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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