Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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