ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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