I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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