lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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