And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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