Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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