dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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