"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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