Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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