So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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