porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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