Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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