so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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