I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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