It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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