You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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