I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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