if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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