She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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