just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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