i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
third nipple confirmed
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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