So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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