420 ftw
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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