Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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