It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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