Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Is Oprah even human
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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