who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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