So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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