Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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