Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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